Celebrity News

For some odd reason I took a poll today based on celebrity gossip and news. I don't follow celebrities, normally, so I started out at a loss, but quickly scanned OMG and TMZ and found that nothing is really going on right now except - JON And KATE Plus 8 or not. Well, there seems to be some controversy on whether Jon's sweetie is still by his side and why he took $230,000 from a joint bank account and how is Kate going to feed the 8 and pay the bills. Oh my! Guess what ? People are going through this every hour! Everyday people! Most don't have $230,000 in a joint bank account, but people are splitting up constantly and depending on the reasons, it usually gets nasty at some point during the break up and sometimes violent.

Do these people think they should be exempt? Why should they be different? Good grief! Daddy got caught with his hands in someone else's cookie jar and Mommy got mad - or vice versa. Stuff happens. Cry me a river and get on with it! Thousands of babies a year become children of a broken home. Men diddle, women diddle, we all diddle. It is a fact of life.

My advice - Quit having babies until YOU grow up! Don't say I DO until you are ready to say I CAN'T (and I don't mean to your spouse)!

Most of the news was based on how the celebrities were dressed. One was too flashy for going out for coffee, another wore a labeled v-neck tee under a suit jacket, most of the clothing was just yucky! You know these guys can't make the media happy! Either they are overdressed or under dressed! Some have gone for just a little bit of each and look like poop! If they look in a mirror they are accused of being egotistical. People, for goodness sake, get a full length mirror and gaze at yourself before going out. Don't leave home looking like chicken poop! You can't be like me and go without makeup, hair pulled in a topknot with flip flops, jeans and a sweatshirt. You are special. You make big money. You can't be human any longer!

Women - you must look like Marilyn Monroe complete with heels, lipstick, low cut dress and flowing skirt before showing yourself to the public.

Men - you must look like Perry Mason complete with wingtips, suit, tie and cuff links before showing yourself in public.

You make too darn much money to be lazing around eating peanut butter cups and snickers and drinking cokes out of a can (with a straw of course) and besides remember your ad contracts!

Oh how I long for a good steamy love affair between two unmarried celebs that we could follow all around town from restaurant to restaurant watching constantly for that secret look or smile and quiet whisper in the ear. Oh, for the good old days.
Belle