All you spoiled brats out there wanting more services - shut up! 
It takes money to give you your heart's desire and that is what makes taxes go up! 

AND

Quit calling 9-1-1 when your lights go out - they don't provide your electricity!

Duh!

Listen Up!

It is ridiculous to tax girl scout cookies and boy scout popcorn!  Come on guys, can't you leave these kids alone.  Do they have to pay tax on their lemonade stand sales also?

Mama always said, "if you can't say something nice about somebody keep your mouth shut."  Sound good to me.

Goodness - gas prices are on the rise and I have travelling fever!

I love the new American Idol judges!