Don't Threaten Me

Dear AARP,
I cancelled my membership with your association because:

I found you were receiving millions in kickbacks from insurance companies
You don't represent my opinions and views
You send out more junk mail than credit card companies
You write a chintzy newsletter
Your leaders don't own up when put on the spot
You are a lobbyist organization raking in millions on the backs of the senior citizens of this country
The more I learn about you the less I like you

Please quit sending crap in the mail.  I don't want to be a member of your association.